Server: I’m sorry miss but we are all out of French Onion Soup
When you go to reach for a roll and realize someone has already eaten it.
Ain’t nobody fuckin with my clique.
When people scream about the Fifty Shades of Shit film and you know for a fact no dick will be shown.
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
i see you there
checkin out that booty like guurrl
padme is unawares
but i see you
i see you.
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl ever ate the ass in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
DRUNK HISTORY IS THE BEST SHOW
THEY LITTERALLY INVITE HISTORIANS OVER AND GET THEM DRUNK AS FUCK. THEN THEY HAVE THEM TELL A STORY ABOUT HISTORY, AND HAVE ACTORS ACT IT OUT.
No but no joke, this show is the fucking best thing ever to watch when you’re drunk or high with friends like we could not breathe the other night it was the best
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
britney spears posing with iggy azalea
is that kathy griffin?
What’s everybody’s most played song on iTunes?
Mine is Cruel Angel’s Thesis by Yoko Takahashi (The Evangelion theme song)
I am a loyal worshiper of Charlie Cox, Michelle Pfeiffer, Carice van Houten, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Gwen Stefani, Lynda Carter, Kenny Loggins, Samantha Mathis, Lani Minella, Jennifer Hale, Shelley Calene-Black, Kristin Bauer Van-Stratten, Michelle Forbes, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Christina Hendricks, Ming-Na, Rosalind Chao, Angela Bassett, Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Carrie Fisher, Meryl Streep, Tate Donovan, Queen Latifah, Rutina Wesley, Kate Winslet, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Nicole Kidman, Holliday Grainger, Francois Arnaud, Siouxie Sioux, Anna Camp, Jaclyn Smith, and Geena Davis. Of course there are many many others not listed here that I enjoy as well. Thank you for visiting my page!